not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
