I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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