My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have surprise drugs for everyone
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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