please come you make the beer taste better
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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