Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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