You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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