i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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