jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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