god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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