K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am mentally ready for anal.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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