Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
