i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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