I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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