she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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