Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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