How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
