I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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