We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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