Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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