So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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