its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
What happened?
New Orleans
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I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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