Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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