Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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