Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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