im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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