Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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