he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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