Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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