we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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