weddingsv make me drug and hornr
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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