She's JV to your varsity
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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