We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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