I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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