normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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