Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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