Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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