piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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