We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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