i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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