Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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