The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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