I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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