But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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