Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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