Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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