She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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