dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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