So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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