we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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