Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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