Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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