"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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