yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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