Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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