Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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