stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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