there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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