Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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