thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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