so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
